Oh boy, if it weren't for the hammer, I could guarantee you that this job would be much tougher!
With the magic hammer gifted to me by my father, I can instantaneously repair any damages Ralph makes to the duplex. You see, this game is about me- that is not me being egotistical or the such, my game console is literally called 'Fix-It Felix Jr'. His name is not a laughing matter, for he does a dandy job of smashing windows and flinging bricks! Now, for anyone else, repairing Ralph's damages would be quite the nuisance, but not for me! It is his job to 'wreck' this very apartment building the Nicelanders live in. The bad guy of my game is a tempered fellow by the name of Wreck-It Ralph. I am 4' 11', I weight 99 lbs, and I am programmed to be a sincere and kind-hearted gentleman. Good day! I think I should start this introduction by saying that my name is Fix-It Felix Jr., and I am the good guy of my game. Note- this story will be primarily told from the third person point of view.
